The Autorikshaw-walla dudes !!!

Lemme henceforth address the autorikshaw wala as "The dude".

Chapter 1 :

me : Bhaiyya, oxford blues jaana hai.

The dude: ji sahab.

The dude: Harrr ghadiii badal rahi hai dhoop jindagii. chaav hai kahiin kahiin hai dhoooop jindagiiiii.

me: bhaiya, achcha gaa lete ho.

The dude: arey sahab, ye to kuch bhi nahi hai. aapne vo gaana suna hai ? ... "chupke chupke raat diin ...."

This is how it started !!! then, the whole journey till my home was a cakeride as i would call it. When my home was just a minute away,

The dude: sahab, abhi to aapko jaana hai, fir kabhi hamaari sawaari mein baithiye, aapko talat aziz sunaaoonga, mera favourite hai.

me: jaroor bhaiya. (as if my bike would break everyday n as if this coincidence isnt enuff, everyday I wud get this dude for lift till the office !)

me: kitna hua bhaiya ?

The dude: vaise to 35 hue hain, lekin aap ke liye special discount. sirf 30 dijiye !!!

Wow !!! THATS WHY I call these dudes "THE DUDES".

Chapter 2:

This is the day I was supposed to get the offer letter frm Selectica at 11 am. It was already 10:45, and I was an hour away from the office. And I didnt have a bike that time.

The dude: kahan jaana hai bhaiya ?

me: bhaiya, bahut der ho gayi hai ... Sharda arcade (I am 1000% sure I told him this) jaana hai. Bhaut important kaam hai. Jara tej chalaana.

The dude: bhaiya, agar itna important kaam hai to jaraa jaldi nikalna tha ghar se !!!
(words of wisdom, accepted)

me: bhaiya, left turn nahi, seedha chalna hai.

The dude: bhaiya, ye shortcut hai. jaldi pahunchenge.

me: confused. Its 3 months I have been going this route, how the hell did I miss this shortcut !

The dude: lo bhaiya, aa gaya.

me: confused. (Its only 15 mins past dude !!! 15 mins mein Sharda arcade ???? But ... this place doesnt look like sharda arcade.)

me: ye khaaaan aa gaye hum ???

The dude: SHARDA CENTER, yehi to bola tha na aapne ?

me: What the &*#@ !!!

chalo, neways. bhaiyaji, Sharda Aaaarrrccccaaaadde ... Biiiiibbbbbwwweeewwwaaadddiiii.

The dude: Kyo bhaiya ? itni jaldi kya hai ? office hi jaana hai na ... thoda late hi sahi ...

me: bhaiyaji, aaj naukri ka pehela din hai. offer letter milne vaala hai. Bahut dhakke khaane ke baad ye naukri mili hai.

10 mins of silence.

The dude: Bhaiya, niraash mat hona kabhi ... try karte rehna.

me: matlab ?

The dude: Dekhiye, aaj nahi to kal, kabhi na kabhi, "telco", "bajaj" jaisi company mein naukri mil hi jaayegi.

me: again, What the *^#( ????